are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
