Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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