either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I understand Curling. That high.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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