Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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