The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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