So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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