So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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