Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're my little dorito
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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