it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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