would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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