Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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