First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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