I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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