what if I'm pregnant?
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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