you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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