What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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