I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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