Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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