party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
so much tequila, so little girl.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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