Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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