my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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