Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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