Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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