Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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