The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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