Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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