I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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