check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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