actually, I'm a sock model
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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