We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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