I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
