i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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