sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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