jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think I just shit out all my problems.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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