The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
