i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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