Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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