Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
where am i from again
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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