I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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