We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!