Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory