thus making me awesome and them whores
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Randomize