Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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