so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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