Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
did i just pee glitter
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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