don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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