it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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