Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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