I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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