fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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