So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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