White coat. Heels.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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Two words: blizzard sex
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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