THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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