so explain again why im purple
no
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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