so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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