My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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