Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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