I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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