I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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