So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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